Going to see your favorite artist can be an unforgettable experience in your life. Not only do you get to hear your favorite music play on a sound system capable of shaking your entire body, but you get to be a part of an experience with other people that feel the same way you do.
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Okay, bagels and thumbs up to you, my friend, here are some hard-hitting hipster topics answered for you in under 10 seconds: 1. Should a modern hipster gentleman with a beard shave his pits? Answer: Shudafuqup. Protip: Trim that shit 2. My pussy smells like peanut butter goulash + the back alleyway of a bar
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My never-there hipster father once told me two things before he left the family to marry a prostitute: The first piece of advice was: “Kid, never hit a lady” — a mantra he didn’t necessarily follow, and the second piece was one he whispered to me softly, while holding his junk on the lawn, dry-heaving: “Mind the
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Last Night I Bro’ed out It was a typical weekday night Just doin’ mah Facebook stalking while listening to some indiscriminate rap My circle of chillbros hit me up There was an event at the “local indie venue” where some Frenchbros were gonna play all night I wasn’t necessarily feeling it but I said “all
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